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Nexopia
so edmonton there is this totally homo site called Nexopia AKA Nex. Anyways, its aimed for high school kids, but everyone in Jr. High, mainly grade 7-ers use it. Nex is a social website where theres, blogs, page comments and screen names like sexxxybabe~~. Lame, right? well the whole point of this is that i am going to delete my nex page, but there are soo many good blogs (laugh) from years ago.
SAMPLE:
So i was walking my dog tonight (yah, in like -25 weather) and i’m about 3 blocks away from my house when Lucy (my dog) starts limping, she usually does this when a needle is in her paw. So i take a look at it and nothing, then her limping passes. I keep on walking when this lady pulls over and gets out of her car. I thought she was going to ask for directions, but noooo. This 60 year old women starts giving me a lecture on how i should pick up my dog a carry her home, like as if. So end i the conversation with “i think i can take care
of my own dog.” Crazy physcotic bitch.
- i feel very sorry for you, it seems like everything is drifting apart and i really want to help
-your cute.
-i feel bad for what happened to you today, i know better than to think of you like that
-i never would have expetced you to wear something like that, but i really like it!
-OH.MY.GOD. new FRANZ FERDINAND album on January 27; so close yet so far
-it Snowed!
hahaha, it makes me laugh everytime
You can have your fancy iPhones. I’ll stick with my Motorola POS800. Sure, you have fancy “apps” and a “legible screen” and a “functioning phone” but can you match this feature set?
- Retractable antenna. By that, I mean the antenna broke off, resulting in a slimmer, more aerodynamic design.
- Free dance party light show. Lately, when I plug the phone into its charger, instead of charging the battery it goes into an endless loop of shutting off, turning on, playing random noises and then shutting off and on again. Who needs a disco ball when you have a possessed phone?!
- Personal protection. Remember how I mentioned that the antenna broke? Well, it’s been replaced by a piece of jagged plastic that can be used as a makeshift shiv in emergency situations. How many smartphone owners can stab a man with their phone? I’ll tell you. None.
- Queued text messaging. Want to send a text message that won’t transmit for several hours, even days? This phone’s got you covered. You’ll be getting replies like this in no time: Dude. My birthday was two weeks ago. Thanks, though.
- Talking pants. When it’s in your pocket, the phone will occasionally activate its hands-free mode for no reason. Not only do you get a free pair of talking pants, but you also get an unlimited amout of frightened looks from strangers when a robotic woman’s voice, originating roughly from your crotch starts declaring, “SAY A COMMAND. SAY A COMMAND.”
- Transformer mode. Not only did the antenna pop off, but the entire phone seems to be coming apart in every way possible. Some would assume the phone is flimsy pile of crap and about to break in half. But, I’m holding out hope that it’s simply in the process of “transformering” into something more useful, like a sports car or a helicopter. Or another phone that works.
So, yeah. Eat it iPhone owners. I bet you’re jealous. I know I would be.
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.
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the new urban outfitters
so i just learned that West edmonton mall has an anthropogie and this is like big. i dont think i have ever been more excited to go to the mall
